relationships will never stop sucking.
Never text a girl about poop. Ahhhh gross.
- fuzzy socks are the cure to a sad day.
- if a hobo doesnt accept a sandwich, they arent really homeless anyway.
- there is a matchbox twenty and/or taylor swift song to fit any kind of mood - no matter how bad she sucks.
- when it feels like the end of the world, its possible to create a new one.
- all guys want sex. simple as pie.
- if you havent learned already - stay shaved. (its better for many occasions…)
- if you get a text from a random number - its an ex boyfriend and he just broke up with his girlfriend. swerve.
- grammer is brillant, unless its for this blog.
- unicorns will almost always brighten your day.
- i would suggest playing games like halo when you’re angry.
- cheaters will always be cheaters, even if it is just with their diet.
- oreos - americas favorite cookie. read it, live it, believe it.
- its almost always better to be the quiet one - nobody hates you and nobody asks questions.
- people should make a list of ten things they want in a mate, and if someone doesnt at least match up to five, swerve.
- cleaning can help get rid of many stresses, which is why you should never hire a maid.
- asain babies are the best.
- whatever you do, dont grow up too fast - you have your whole life to be a grown-up and bills are never going to be the “in” thing.
- never get tired of going out of your way for others, you will get your chance for people to treat you the same.
- always keep your head high, people are looking.
give that lecture about
“In my day, I walked 4 miles to school up hill in the snow, both ways.”
“I started working when I was 10 years old to pay for my gas” (because in their day, 10 year olds have a car).